6sided420 wrote:When can we get a BOC boiler room:)
When the radiators need bleeding from excess Melissa juice and we get an energy warning from British Gas that we need to switch to another provider
<brrrr....brrrr...> *click*
“Welcome to kaini industries, the most well known electric provider that helps you stay away of the rays of your hexagon sun, press 1 to echus off your list of providers , 2 to open the mouth on your gas supply bill, and 3 to adjust the degree on your thermostat so you don’t live on a cold earth.”
(Prods 2. *beep*)
“Please hold on the telegraph line while I connect you to a supervisor”
*up the March bank plays* (then stops)
“Your call is a very important thought to us so stay put while davie Addison practices how to take your details”
*blueberry repeats 70 times*