Age of Aquarius and new BoC
Wed Dec 03, 2008 11:52 pm
Hey guys. I just had a bit of an epiphany. In the past, people have talked about BoC releasing albums on 6/6/6, 7/7/7, the summer solstice, the equinox, and various other bits of flim-flam. But, if my calculations are correct, the Boards lads have flipped us the bird and one-upped all previous expectations.
I realized that BoC are probably waiting to release their new album until the transition into the next Age of the Zodiac, Aquarius.
Yeeeaah, that's right.
According to various crystal-ball-equipped authorities, the transition will take place anywhere between 300 years ago to about a thousand years in the future. Using Egyptian pyramidal alignment, however, the date is more accurately between 2080-2120.
In summation, we probably only have about 70+ more years to wait until new Boards! It may or may not be accompanied by a potentially apocolyptic transition into an entirely new form of human culture. What better way to herald in a new LP from our favorite Scottish hermits.
Now, I don't know about you lads, but I'm retreating into my artists' commune in the middle of the Oregon forest with my nuclear family, living off the land and renewable energy, and prepping up my antique '71 Pioneer turntable in hopes that I don't die before some new BoC wax hits the platter.
Peace,
- Tree
I realized that BoC are probably waiting to release their new album until the transition into the next Age of the Zodiac, Aquarius.
Yeeeaah, that's right.
According to various crystal-ball-equipped authorities, the transition will take place anywhere between 300 years ago to about a thousand years in the future. Using Egyptian pyramidal alignment, however, the date is more accurately between 2080-2120.
In summation, we probably only have about 70+ more years to wait until new Boards! It may or may not be accompanied by a potentially apocolyptic transition into an entirely new form of human culture. What better way to herald in a new LP from our favorite Scottish hermits.
Now, I don't know about you lads, but I'm retreating into my artists' commune in the middle of the Oregon forest with my nuclear family, living off the land and renewable energy, and prepping up my antique '71 Pioneer turntable in hopes that I don't die before some new BoC wax hits the platter.
Peace,
- Tree
Last edited by Skytree on Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:18 am, edited 2 times in total.
Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:12 am
lulzzz
Thu Dec 04, 2008 2:25 am
uh
Thu Dec 04, 2008 3:32 am
vonarx wrote:uh-terly mindblowing!
Thanks!
Fri Dec 05, 2008 6:29 pm
I fear BoC have gone the way of Rick Astley. 
Fri Dec 05, 2008 8:25 pm
That isn't what I meant!
But lol, all the same.
No, I mean like how Rick Astley decided to settle down and have a family and stop doing music.
But lol, all the same.
No, I mean like how Rick Astley decided to settle down and have a family and stop doing music.
Sat Dec 06, 2008 12:12 am
CoBoC wrote:That isn't what I meant!
But lol, all the same.
No, I mean like how Rick Astley decided to settle down and have a family and stop doing music.
I believe if your a real musician, a family wont stop you from making music.
You CAN stop producing proffecionally though...but I doubt the music ever stops.
Sat Dec 06, 2008 4:40 am
Cupz wrote:CoBoC wrote:That isn't what I meant!
But lol, all the same.
No, I mean like how Rick Astley decided to settle down and have a family and stop doing music.
I believe if your a real musician, a family wont stop you from making music.
You CAN stop producing proffecionally though...but I doubt the music ever stops.
every time i make "music" with my wife, my family gets bigger
Tue Dec 09, 2008 7:45 pm
Cupz wrote:CoBoC wrote:That isn't what I meant!
But lol, all the same.
No, I mean like how Rick Astley decided to settle down and have a family and stop doing music.
I believe if your a real musician, a family wont stop you from making music.
You CAN stop producing proffecionally though...but I doubt the music ever stops.
I want to be that musician that's a family guy, yet doesn't sacrifice his music for his family, and doesn't sacrifice his family for his music.
Tue Dec 09, 2008 8:37 pm
You should probably try a condom.hexagon son wrote:Cupz wrote:CoBoC wrote:That isn't what I meant!
But lol, all the same.
No, I mean like how Rick Astley decided to settle down and have a family and stop doing music.
I believe if your a real musician, a family wont stop you from making music.
You CAN stop producing proffecionally though...but I doubt the music ever stops.
every time i make "music" with my wife, my family gets bigger
Tue Dec 09, 2008 8:47 pm
Broken_Drum wrote:You should probably try a condom.hexagon son wrote:Cupz wrote:CoBoC wrote:That isn't what I meant!
But lol, all the same.
No, I mean like how Rick Astley decided to settle down and have a family and stop doing music.
I believe if your a real musician, a family wont stop you from making music.
You CAN stop producing proffecionally though...but I doubt the music ever stops.
every time i make "music" with my wife, my family gets bigger
Or headphones.
Tue Dec 09, 2008 8:54 pm
@ this thread
Wed Dec 10, 2008 6:48 am
Wed Dec 10, 2008 2:28 pm
saturdayindex wrote:
Yeah, fuck you cupz.
*fucks himself*
I don't see why you want me to do this...but oh well...whatever gets you off.
Wed Dec 10, 2008 11:18 pm
Vexille wrote::| @ this thread
Mission accomplished!