Echelon wrote:The bros probably aren't constantly feuding, ego-centric rock-stars.
Imagine a grim dimly lit room, two shadows in slumped and draped in parkas on chairs. Smoke in the air, the interviewer leans over the table ready to ask the tough questions.......
“Mike and marcus, thank you for granting this in person interview with kerrang on the eve of your forthcoming release”
Mike -
“it’s like our pleasure to be ‘aving an doozy chat whit you’se after such a long wait. D’ya know what I mean??!”
Interviewer -
"yes. Indeed. now it’s been 9 years since you’re last album, what have you been doing in this timespace?”
Marcus -
“heh, what we’ve been doing?! fuckin' about mate. We got minted done an proper after......toggles barfest”
Interviewer -
"you mean tomorrow’s harvest."
Marcus -
“aye, that bullshit, too much of a downer, ya know what I mean? well we’re back with sum new stuff.
it’s right class innit mike”
Mike -
"too right our Kev, I stepped back from this masterpiece" (holds album in the air) "and I turned and said to im, this is the rock and roll sound we’re after."
Marcus -
"the album starts out with a shredded guitar riff called 'welcome to the hex (you’re gone son)' classik RoC"
Interviewer -
"RoC?"
Marcus -
"yep, rock of canada. Can’t be arsed with that boards stuff, attention to detail shite! I want these chart toppers to be famous an’ go down better than TMHCRT”
Interviewer -
“you mean MHTRTC?”
Mike -
"fuckin' hell man, you need to work on you’s grammar!"
Interviewer sighs
"well, thanks for that....enlightening conversation, "the past has been inside the present" is out now on warp records"
marcus -
"been an gud old convo, ere mike? Can I ring our peter an' say we’ve done it. Ma phones on 3%!!
Mike -
“nae ya bastard, wait til we get back to pentland. Youse really showed, fuckin' showed me up today."
Marcus -
"shut up! Youse calling me a liar!!”
but I agree christmas 2021 is def plausible
)