I know you where joking and this isn't the thread for this kind of discussion but
The government don't need chemtrails to control people. They control their free will though chemicals we are already exposed to and are spoken about like they aren't toxic to the human brain and, for example, completely interrupt the flow of a natural tryptamine chemical responsible for sedation, sleep cycles and feelings of spiritual oneness (fluoride's action on the melatonin gland). The rest is done via profiting from the sickness caused by dirty industry and pollution (a win win situation for those in power) and suggestion through the media. Admins feel free to moderate this post as this is most likely not the place for it but, from my perspective, TH has a lot to do with the fact the world is visibly and aesthetically changing through various man made means.