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Pointless Theorizing
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Mon Apr 07, 2008 2:08 pmby CoBoC
Post your theories about why the new album is taking so long! This is for fun, so please: no posts about how lame everything is and how lame these threads are and how lame I am for posting this, etc, etc.
Mine:
The brothers are waiting for Aphex Twin to finish remixing Everything You Do Is A Balloon, which will be a bonus track.
Posted:
Mon Apr 07, 2008 3:35 pmby Treefingers
They're busy with producing Chinese Democracy for Guns 'N Roses.
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Mon Apr 07, 2008 3:43 pmby Archrival
Either inner demons or strive for perfection.
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Mon Apr 07, 2008 5:40 pmby Mexicola
Treefingers wrote:They're busy with producing Chinese Democracy for Guns 'N Roses.
LOL-LERSKATES!!!!
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Mon Apr 07, 2008 6:55 pmby 747Music
Archrival wrote:strive for perfection.
I have to go with strive for perfection. They have something specific in mind and they wont release anything until they've reached exactly what they are looking for.
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Mon Apr 07, 2008 7:30 pmby audiotrack
Marcus: its ready lets release it..
Mike: no. im not convinced about track 3. also track 8 doesnt fit right.
Marcus: track3? track 8? they are mine. you always do this.
Mike: hey simmer down.. its not like we need to rush or anything.
Marcus: yeah. i guess its not like anybody out there is crying out for it..
Mike: thats it. also i need to check if richard is any further with that "balloon" remix.
Marcus: well tell him to get his shit together.. we still got this guns n roses thing to sort out.
Mike: ok. oh. and i need to let Joyrex know so he can make a BIG announcement!
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Mon Apr 07, 2008 7:35 pmby CoBoC
audiotrack wrote:Marcus: its ready lets release it..
Mike: no. im not convinced about track 3. also track 8 doesnt fit right.
Marcus: track3? track 8? they are mine. you always do this.
Mike: hey simmer down.. its not like we need to rush or anything.
Marcus: yeah. i guess its not like anybody out there is crying out for it..
Mike: thats it. also i need to check if richard is any further with that "balloon" remix.
Marcus: well tell him to get his shit together.. we still got this guns n roses thing to sort out.
Mike: ok. oh. and i need to let Joyrex know so he can make a BIG announcement!
L-AW-L
Yes! THAT is a good post! Hahaha!
Posted:
Mon Apr 07, 2008 8:26 pmby Cupz
Archrival wrote:strive for erection.
Sorry...how immature...
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I think...they broke their time-machine, and are still busy fixing it.
Or we are living in the paradox universe, where we don't get to hear the new album. Youknow how time-travel fucks things up
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Mon Apr 07, 2008 8:40 pmby streamrunner
who knows
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Mon Apr 07, 2008 8:42 pmby 747Music
We need another A-Ball comic! One explaining the postponing of this album.
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Mon Apr 07, 2008 9:11 pmby john fonda
they must have lost the love for their followers...
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Mon Apr 07, 2008 9:30 pmby hungry_manweaselbeast
They finished over 14 months ago. It's done. Since then they have fallen totally out of love with their music and decided to call it a day. It will never be released. They won't announce this though due to the fear of fans commiting suicide the world over.
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Tue Apr 08, 2008 6:32 amby m.oreilly
hungry_manweaselbeast wrote:They finished over 14 months ago. It's done. Since then they have fallen totally out of love with their music and decided to call it a day. It will never be released. They won't announce this though due to the fear of fans commiting suicide the world over.
this is the most plausible, though i would omit the fan reference...ah heck, they don't love us anymore
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Tue Apr 08, 2008 7:22 amby Archrival
747Music wrote:We need another A-Ball comic! One explaining the postponing of this album.
Haha! yes indeed! we need it! would be nice!
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Tue Apr 08, 2008 2:34 pmby CoBoC
m.oreilly wrote:hungry_manweaselbeast wrote:They finished over 14 months ago. It's done. Since then they have fallen totally out of love with their music and decided to call it a day. It will never be released. They won't announce this though due to the fear of fans commiting suicide the world over.
this is the most plausible, though i would omit the fan reference...ah heck, they don't love us anymore
Wait, they loved us?? lol
Posted:
Tue Apr 08, 2008 3:12 pmby polar sky
I heard they were rapping things up on producing the new Beyonce album...
But maybe they are going over artwork for their new album right this second???
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Tue Apr 08, 2008 3:45 pmby hexagon son
they've already released a new album but not under the BoC or Hell Interface moniker.
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Tue Apr 08, 2008 10:31 pmby harpoon dodger
747Music wrote:We need another A-Ball comic! One explaining the postponing of this album.
Lol..yeah he should post more. I'll bug him next time I see him.
Posted:
Thu Apr 10, 2008 5:51 amby Roobix
When you look at how long some bands take between albums, they really aren't taking that long. Its just that we love them and can't get enough.
My theory: ADD or its hyperactive cousin, ADHD.
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Thu Apr 10, 2008 9:20 amby hungry_manweaselbeast
Roobix wrote:When you look at how long some bands take between albums, they really aren't taking that long. Its just that we love them and can't get enough.
My theory: ADD or its hyperactive cousin, ADHD.
No but then some bands split up and reform, go on an eight year hiatus, go through turbulent times, change labels, members die ... BoC are just taking their time to perfect it, which is fair enough ... just seems the lack of news is the irritation
