3rd annual Twoism meet - Sat 4th July 2015 - Dorset, UK

[Mexicola]

I've already told Fredd he needs to get off his arse and get over here for the 2016 meet

[Negamuse]

Dancing Ledge is pretty cool. It has a small swimming pool cut into the rock that you have to climb 12ft down to get to. I go there time to time not been this year though. This place is cooler though.

[Echo the Sun]

Dangling Brink is the coolest place ever. I know that even though I've never been.

[Mexicola]

Dancing Ledge is only about a 25/30 min walk away from the event. If anyone fancies wandering over we can, although it's a bit of a steep walk in places.

[Aerial Boundaries]

Dancing Ledge is only about a 25/30 min walk away from the event. If anyone fancies wandering over we can, although it's a bit of a steep walk in places.

At first I was thinking "fucking hell of course it's steep, you'd have to go down a cliff!"

Then I realised I was just being stupid and slightly drunk.

[Negamuse]

Love it as I do, Im not sure Id walk 20 minutes over that terrain to get there. Plus last two times I tried walking the coastal path ended with me clinging to the grass by a cliff as the coastguard circled and facing off against an angry cow

[Mexicola]

Well, that's my ex for you.

That's right, I went there...
(joke dear - she actually signed up here once upon a time!)

[Rikkiebags]

Talisker - check
Brewdog Punk IPA - check

Think that's it.

I'm going for a pre-meet ride over to the Square & Compass tomorrow night to check the current pasty quality.

Looking forward to it chaps and chappess.

[Jonse]

and chappess.

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that those will be in very short supply at the third annual Twoism mostly-sausage party. This is discounting non-twoismers brought along.

[Mexicola]

For the first time ever, we have two ladies joining us. Both spoken for before anyone girds their loins. And a third to join us in Scotland.

We all know what this means. Appropriate behaviour please gentlemen.

Ie. no fart lighting.

[Aerial Boundaries]

You make us sound like degenerates.

Thank you.

[Cupz]

Willie is a girl, also coming and she loves lighting farts.

[Cupz]

SO CLOSE DAMN

[Negamuse]

An item arrived in the post today that will enable me to a) amaze b) annoy or c) just make a bad BoC pun when were all drunk. WHO KNOWS WHICH.

[Mexicola]

Colour me intrigued MrMessiah!

Bkillsb is here now. Legend she is, she brought me the Blade Runner soundtrack on vinyl, a bar of Toblerone (my absolute favorite) and, best of all, some artefacts from the petrol station used in the Reach for the Dead video.

Gob-smacked!!

Needless to say, this is NOT expected from all of you! Your mere presence makes my whole year. You need nothing but yourselves and a sense if humour.

Bring it on!!

[Aerial Boundaries]

Jesus :O first the sand from the surrounding desert, the hand painted copy of the MHTRTC cover and now this.

You've got quite a fan's collection by now

Anyway I'm going to unpack my camping bag and get everything sorted today. Shall I bring my trangia again this year? We may actually use it for breakfast this time I guess

[Mexicola]

Incidentally, Scotronica and Matty are both coming too. Happy daze!!

Can everyone let me know (a) when they're arriving and how please. We need to be at the pub for 6pm approx for an 8pm start. If you need lifts, now is your last chance to beg/borrow/steal.

As always leave your gear locked in your cars while we're in the pub. You just need beer money until we start the hike down to the sea.

Go.

AB, I don't think I'm bothering with the trangia this time. I didn't use it last year and it means I also don't have to lump a bottle if meths down too!

[Aerial Boundaries]

Ok fair enough, I won't take it. Might bring some jerky and water for the massive hangover.

Messiah is picking me up from Southampton at about 1.30 so I guess we expect to be there pretty early.

[Mexicola]

Huzzah! Just thinking, could be worth stopping at mine en route so you guys can help transport firewood. I'll PM you both our new address and details later. Its on the route though so no detour involved

This reminded me, we all need to help carry wood down, so if anyone has any strong Ikea or Tesco type bags, those 'bag for life' things you buy to carry groceries or laundry in, please bring them with you. Cheers.

Its not alot provided we all carry our share. Ladies excepted however

[Aerial Boundaries]

For sure, happy to help

EDIT: As an aside, It's BOILING in London today. I'm melting in my chair.