Erotic Mind Control

[Alvin]

Royal Mail and FedEx.

[Alvin]

The way I look at it, at least with a trans you know they’re not going to steal your baby.

[Alvin]

Can anyone tell me what state or place in the US would be the best to learn traditional hogtying (in the farming context). Any leads would be appreciated.

[Alvin]

Acid and assholes (mine and other people’s). I just realised my favourite things I’m still a virgin at.*

*Although my Dad dealt LSD to fund his world trip and a dominatrix put a rubber glove on and attempted to put her finger up my ass but I gave her a no face and she got confused.**

** I know, I know, no-one wants to become a footnote in someone else’s story.

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[Alvin]

Because from what I understand (I’m still a beginner) there’s hogtying and then there’s hogtyin’. I want these little piggies to be able to move. Maybe dat boy could escape (if he lucky). It’s just really, really hard for ‘em.

[Alvin]

*** BTW I’ve had a hemorrhoid sliced open so it’s not exactly a nice asshole anymore, but I like it. Anyway, something to look forward to.

[akirako]

The way I look at it, at least with a trans you know they’re not going to steal your baby.

I appreciate your candor but I'm kind of confused. Trans women aren't going to steal your baby? What baby? Trans women tend to be used, discarded and blamed so as to pin the responsibility on them and it fucking sucks.

Re hypnosis, I'm not into any of this stuff because I think it's a bit silly, then I'm reminded of repressed people coping and it kinda makes me sad.

[rodox_head]

[Alvin]

The way I look at it, at least with a trans you know they’re not going to steal your baby.

I appreciate your candor but I'm kind of confused. Trans women aren't going to steal your baby? What baby? Trans women tend to be used, discarded and blamed so as to pin the responsibility on them and it fucking sucks.

Re hypnosis, I'm not into any of this stuff because I think it's a bit silly, then I'm reminded of repressed people coping and it kinda makes me sad.

Sorry, I was being flippant, rude, obnoxious and making light of myself and real people (that I care about). Let’s put in down to pre album release tension.

[llydia]

The way I look at it, at least with a trans you know they’re not going to steal your baby.

I appreciate your candor but I'm kind of confused. Trans women aren't going to steal your baby?

Yes I am, muwahahaha, be prepared Alvin... I'm on my in a boat!

[Alvin]

Twoism doesn’t have a heart emoji.

[Alvin]

Wouldn’t that be weird, if you turned up here and I was out there looking for youse.

[Alvin]

*And piggybacks are cool too (for BOC releases even) ala Robert Crumb..

Edit: footnotes.

[Alvin]

TLDR this thread: Basically I’ve realised in order to eat my own ass I need to get people to do that but they will pay for the privilege (because I can’t afford to have my spine removed)..

[Alvin]

YET.

[Alvin]

So when’s Smell’o-Vision?

[Alvin]

Deez Pick-n’-Flick Mix.

[akirako]

The way I look at it, at least with a trans you know they’re not going to steal your baby.

I appreciate your candor but I'm kind of confused. Trans women aren't going to steal your baby? What baby? Trans women tend to be used, discarded and blamed so as to pin the responsibility on them and it fucking sucks.

Re hypnosis, I'm not into any of this stuff because I think it's a bit silly, then I'm reminded of repressed people coping and it kinda makes me sad.

Sorry, I was being flippant, rude, obnoxious and making light of myself and real people (that I care about). Let’s put in down to pre album release tension.

Apologies accepted, it's ok <3

[Alvin]

Shower thought: we do a little boogie.

[2020k]

biggie biggie biggie can't you see