thee post when youre drunk thread

[vonarx]

goddanm i gott a stop drinkin. anybody here aspiring to be a cook/chef, don't do it. it turns you into a drunk,

Incredible food and getting pissed? WHY DIDN'T I BECOME A CHEF

haha, it has its pros and cons. i love being drunk at work, listening to early 90's hiphop and working the saute station at the same time. it is an aggravating job though. work 11 hours in a hot kitchen with people yelling and incredible pressure on you, get drunk, forget about it all, and do it again. what a life.

[fujee]

goddanm i gott a stop drinkin. anybody here aspiring to be a cook/chef, don't do it. it turns you into a drunk,

Incredible food and getting pissed? WHY DIDN'T I BECOME A CHEF

haha, it has its pros and cons. i love being drunk at work, listening to early 90's hiphop and working the saute station at the same time. it is an aggravating job though. work 11 hours in a hot kitchen with people yelling and incredible pressure on you, get drunk, forget about it all, and do it again. what a life.

Though that sounds stressful, I can imagine it being a rewarding career though. It sounds like a career I would be interested in if things don't work out.

[polar sky]

Captain Morgan 100 proof what a night

[fujee]

Man, i haven't drank a nice beer in a while - amazing. I'm talking proper beer too not lager.

Real Ale = wonderful

cracked open my whiskey too.

[From The Two]

Real Ale = wonderful

Yes.

I've had a couple of bottles of Imperial Russian Stout. I'm far from drunk, but you know that nice warm glow you get? Delicious.

[many colored grass]

i can't believe the time i last posted in here

i feel overwhelmingly destructive now...

after taking multiple swigs from an unforgiving muggg
I make my way to a strong branch over a somber expressway
and watch the shiny streaks of rainfall turn to rubber stains across painted lanes
I sit on the edge of a scuba dive to my expressway eternal rest

oh how effortless it'd be to breathe
or to sink to a resolution
and be perpetually absent

I become homesick with delight
cuddling me from inside
and nobody discovers how
an extended stroll becomes a shameful trek "home"
oh, how I'd kill to be with family
all those affectionate animals

goodnight everyone
at least you may understand
somewhere near a perception of sin
as the fire rises
making a signal to the world
and changing into another direction
cause everybody's attracted to creatures who adapt
and not whose fixed sensations
keep their breakfast orders identical

and all their silverware clean
no one desires to be constant
or someone who understands how difficult change can be
nobody understands me

goodnight www
dot
unconscious release
dot
com

because i really dislike the word freedom

because freedom never meant happiness
and happiness was always engulfed in disaster

everything begins at peace
which is just a silly word for introductions
where things are grown alive
and whispers become painless to make sense of

oh how i desire some sense in this world
and for my raining disposition
to cave in
and offer gifts to the entire globe
instead of mentioning old mistakes
like it's a fucking reality analysis

cause in reality
you have a purpose
and nobody can take away your reason
magnetizing the morning
like the earth spins around you
and nobody can destroy
the garden we've built
cause flowers still grow
deep from her heart
but nobody watches them flower
cause they're still too busy
watching themselves watching themselves
and i really wish
for one moment
we could all stand by
and gather around
to watch you
flower too

...

just like her spray of beauty
that's all i'd really like...

I know this was from more than a year ago and I don't even know whether you still post here or not but. What you wrote is incredible. Really.

[fujee]

coming home from Uni - meeting up the girl you absolutely adore but don't have the balls to tell her. THAT IS WHAT BEING DRUNK IS ALL ABOUT. christ i am so drunk. merryu chrustmas!

i am so in love

[747Music]

My parents went on vacation to Dominican Republic... brought me back some rum.

My Buddy/Landlord went on vacation in Cuba... brought me back some rum.


So here I am drinking.... beer?... wtf?...

[JosephG]

goddanm i gott a stop drinkin. anybody here aspiring to be a cook/chef, don't do it. it turns you into a drunk,

I think maost anytthing in life can maik you a d ur unmk. I mean a drunkard. I'm drunk. And a drunkard. Alcoholic ahahahahaha. Well we've all gotta have our escapes ya know lol?

[ninetyoneplus]

bacteria poop makes for some interesting threads.

[JosephG]

bacteria poop makes for some interesting threads.

I hyeard that them thar baykteriums out yunder in YoutAw ur Kahlipherna Had sum kAinda Dis-Ease whur ther JineTiks wuzz real weard and maybe uh uthur stuff like cotton and farmland.

[Spenner]

im really drunk o i fell wall sil sou=uld post tsomethin so that Iremember whtat im going though
i got some shampoo for chirsptamnnas

it was pre nice

[ninetyoneplus]

im only two beers deep but flirting with girls on omegle makes me happy and sad at the same time.

[fujee]

im only two beers deep but flirting with girls on omegle makes me happy and sad at the same time.

hahah thats so awesome man

- reading my last post back makes me cringe slightly.

[Spenner]

Thanks to my retarded post I remembered I have fresh shampoo to use this morning...

My cousins are a bad influence. Accumulative total of about 20 shots of various things. Now I'm searching all over the internet to find out where I've posted... it's quite the scavenger hunt.

[polar sky]

Getting toasted and drinking Bulleit Kentucky Bourbon.
Watching some Netflix online with my wife. Our cats are
sleeping by the Christmas tree.

[ninetyoneplus]

oh no! not again!

[fujee]

Wow, so im reallyl pissed, just told the girl i love, i am basically in love with her, no reply as of yet....awesome..............................................................

[fujee]

fuck, why do you do these things when drunk, nonononononononono

[hexagon son]

well, i'm not drunk, honest! 4 litres of beer later (over 6 hours)... just went (drove to the store to buy more, about 6 am). OoT vol 4 is all i listen to at home lately. it would be in my car too, but the it's compiled makes it impossible to play it on my iPhone. mix is a masterpiece, compiling for itunes wasa clusterfuck... okay maybe i \'m drunk because i'm moaning about something free and beautiful, but i want to blast this in my car, dammit!