Large Hadron Collider - Higgs Boson found!!

[Mexicola]

i don't mean to sound stupid at all but, a few times i kept reading it 'Large Hardon Collider'

After Forrest Hump and Shaving Ryans Privates, this HAS to the gay porn comedy equivalent, surely?

[bleak.]

i don't mean to sound stupid at all but, a few times i kept reading it 'Large Hardon Collider'

After Forrest Hump and Shaving Ryans Privates, this HAS to the gay porn comedy equivalent, surely?

boceansize!? (said in the voice of scooby doo)...actually, i should have guessed...ok, this is a bit off topic

[harpoon dodger]

"They're waiting for you Gordon...in the test chamber."

[saturdayindex]

If I was one of those big-cheese scientists, and if I was this close to discovering the "God Particle" which could help me discover the unified theory, which could make me more famouser than Einstein and more richer than Bill Gates, and if knew there was a 50/50 percent chance that I'd accidentally blow up the entire world and destroy all of mankind (and myself), then, obviously, I'd put on my shiny white lab coat and, whilst stroking my almost-rich-and-famous beard and sipping earl grey, I'd press that shiny red button.

You know what's hilarious? Even if you were the scientist to do all that, the media would still rather cover whether or not Brittany Spears shaved her twat while driving drunk, or what kind of adult diapers that crazy astronaut wore. You'd be forgotten as quick as you were discovered. Nobody gives two shits about anything even remotely intellectual, intelligent, groundbreaking, or flat out fucking amazing anymore.

Let's all put 50 Cent as our ring tones and jump off a bridge.

That came out far more cynical than I wanted it to! Sorry!

Damnably depressing, but terribly true.

[turquoise70]

"They're waiting for you Gordon...in the test chamber."

i remember that being at the end of a half life techno mix i used to have off napster waaay back.

[saturdayindex]

cheers @ mechanismj.. agreed 100 100

i don't mean to sound stupid at all but, a few times i kept reading it 'Large Hardon Collider'

funny innit.

Tiny Black Holes and Big Gang Bangs?

[eppers]

LOL everyone's playin along
funny lads

[Mexicola]

i don't mean to sound stupid at all but, a few times i kept reading it 'Large Hardon Collider'

After Forrest Hump and Shaving Ryans Privates, this HAS to the gay porn comedy equivalent, surely?

boceansize!? (said in the voice of scooby doo)...actually, i should have guessed...ok, this is a bit off topic

Lol - I meant eppers reply, not my new signature (sorry, I made the Oceansize banner a bit big didn't I? Doh...)

[bleak.]

i don't mean to sound stupid at all but, a few times i kept reading it 'Large Hardon Collider'

After Forrest Hump and Shaving Ryans Privates, this HAS to the gay porn comedy equivalent, surely?

boceansize!? (said in the voice of scooby doo)...actually, i should have guessed...ok, this is a bit off topic

Lol - I meant eppers reply, not my new signature (sorry, I made the Oceansize banner a bit big didn't I? Doh...)

haha, no it looks fine. sorry, it was just a big surprise to see oceansize popping up on the twoism forum. good stuff!

also, i really must play half life again. i loved that game a few years back.

[harpoon dodger]

"They're waiting for you Gordon...in the test chamber."

i remember that being at the end of a half life techno mix i used to have off napster waaay back.

Ahahah sweet! Wish I could hear it....

[Mexicola]

The Scottish legend that is Frankie Boyle has a take on this...

I really hope if they succeed, that the whole world dissolves and a sign comes up that says.... "level 2"

[Cupz]

I really hope if they succeed, that the whole world dissolves and a sign comes up that says.... "level 2"

Awesome...

[Twoist]

I really hope if they succeed, that the whole world dissolves and a sign comes up that says.... "level 2"

Awesome...

Frankie Boyle is teh awesomeness. That guy just don't care

[Mexicola]

Surprise sur-fucking-surprise, it's fucked.

[turquoise70]

Saw that earlier today.

Wound up changing my Facebook status to "... wondering what $10 billion will buy you, besides a broken atom smasher"

maybe....some food? some infrastructure? aid relief? nahhh, let's fix our atom smasher...

I don't get irate about news much, I have a pretty fatalistic attitude towards things, but honestly...$10 billion is kind of a lot of money for a busted science toy. Maybe they can return it for a refund.

[Mexicola]

The World ends at: 09:00 (so guessing 08:00GMT) 30/03/2010







(not really)

[harpoon dodger]

Cool beans..I'm glad they have it up and running again.

[Sac]

I always wondered how a black hole looks at the bottom.
This is once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for me!

[turquoise70]

Gonna fry me up some Higgs Bacon

[harpoon dodger]

Gonna fry me up some Higgs Bacon

with my bacon & eggs