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Xi-Trump summit

PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2026 8:48 pm
by Alvin
I like to read the local newspaper on the weekends (I read the paper version like an old man). Sometimes you have to be in the right mood for these things but I found an article (by Lisa Visentin and Michael Koziol) on this recent summit quite insightful. I’ve copied some relevant paragraphs here to start the discussion on this topic:

‘China has endured for thousands of years - a measure by which the American empire is a recent phenomenon, and one Xi believes is in decline. If Trump picked up on the messaging, he gave little away, keeping himself on an uncharacteristically tight leash with his public remarks throughout the summit.’

‘These kinds of highly billed proceedings rarely land consequential outcomes themselves or change the fundamentals of bilateral relationships, and are designed as much to send messages to their domestic audiences as they are to the world.’

‘As the two men strolled through Zhongnanhai, a travelling US reporter was cut off by Chinese minders for trying to lob a question. “No questions,” the reporter was told, when he asked if he was enjoying the visit. Trump responded with a thumbs-up. Xi has not taken a question from the press since 2017.’

‘Xi unveiled a new framing for the China-US relationship as one based on “constructive strategic stability”, which state media said was meant to “provide strategic guidance for the next three years and beyond”. In the tepid language of Communist Party speak, it may sound underwhelming, but China analysts will spend considerable time unpacking it as Beijing rarely throws out new declarative statements.’

‘To Americans, China came across in this summit as economically permissive but politically hardball. Trump signed off on a $US11 billion arms package to Taiwan last year, infuriating China, which regards the island democracy as its own territory. A further $US14 billion in weapon sales is awaiting Trump’s approval, and Xi was expected to press him to delay or withhold it during their summit talks. US Secretary of State Marco Rubio said America’s Taiwan policy remained “unchanged” in an interview with NBC from the sidelines of the summit.’


I don’t envy the task ahead for the political strategists! A different article seemed to sum it up best:

‘You’d have to be as flexible as Houdini to figure out how the conservative parties might undo the knots into which they have tied themselves.’

Are we on the brink of some really big ‘Warz’ (as foretold by that recent Warp playlist)? Or was it all just optics?

Re: Xi-Trump summit

PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2026 3:48 am
by WATER_CAN-_-
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Re: Xi-Trump summit

PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2026 4:22 am
by Alvin
Please explain.

Re: Xi-Trump summit

PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2026 8:26 am
by Alvin
YO! WATER_CAN! HELLO?

Re: Xi-Trump summit

PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2026 11:26 am
by Alvin
Whelp, alright, I'll try my best to interpret and maybe even explain for you (not yet having clicked on the video) given that you are for some reason able to do so...

Trumpzus, Jezump, Treezus, Jesus-T, Taco-J, Dolan of Nazareth, Pussy Grabber Son of The Virgin Mary, King of the Jews (Convicted Felon), FOR SALE: Gold Veneer Tower of Jerusalem, The Cheeto Shepherd, Orange, Empty Diet Coke Can in A Manger, Clown Show Year One.

Re: Xi-Trump summit

PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2026 11:55 am
by Alvin
The thing I like about WATER_CAN is you know something great is coming. It just has to be one of those days where he has some memory of what he was doing last time.

Re: Xi-Trump summit

PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2026 3:06 pm
by Alvin
Hello?

Re: Xi-Trump summit

PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2026 3:14 pm
by Alvin
}}:^’’

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While we wait, Trump & Xi emojis.

Re: Xi-Trump summit

PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2026 3:46 pm
by Cupz
politics is the entertainment division of the military industrial complex

Re: Xi-Trump summit

PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2026 4:09 pm
by Alvin
Love a Zappa quote. Wish he didn’t die of cancer before he launched his presidential campaign. Don’t get me started on conspiracy.

Re: Xi-Trump summit

PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2026 4:58 am
by WATER_CAN-_-
Alvin wrote:Whelp, alright, I'll try my best to interpret and maybe even explain for you (not yet having clicked on the video) given that you are for some reason able to do so...

Trumpzus, Jezump, Treezus, Jesus-T, Taco-J, Dolan of Nazareth, Pussy Grabber Son of The Virgin Mary, King of the Jews (Convicted Felon), FOR SALE: Gold Veneer Tower of Jerusalem, The Cheeto Shepherd, Orange, Empty Diet Coke Can in A Manger, Clown Show Year One.

Re: Xi-Trump summit

PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2026 1:17 am
by Alvin
Cupz wrote:politics is the entertainment division of the military industrial complex

From my point of view, I’d even go so far as to clarify that to: politics is the distraction department in the entertainment division.

Re: Xi-Trump summit

PostPosted: Thu May 21, 2026 5:07 pm
by Alvin
Anyone have any ideas on how to create a Putin emoji (well these semi-colon-braket-wink type things aren’t emoji really, what are they called(?

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8L

“Y (quite like this one, this is him yapping to Tucker Carlson about irrelevant aspects of medieval history)

Re: Xi-Trump summit

PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2026 9:20 pm
by Alvin
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I was reading up on Xi Jinping taking control of the island of Taiwan (and our desire for uranium subs). The Australian U.S. Ambassador stated: “Irrespective of President Trump’s posture and policy, I think you’d have to say that the risks of Chinese military action against Taiwan continue to increase. There is zero possibility of this coming unstuck.”

Woah woah woah, I think we all need to cooldown! Nobody wants this. And don’t think about letting Israel get involved, they’ve developed a taste for torture now. If you’re like me this Inferno album couldn’t come fast enough! I’ll put the needle in the groove and switch the news off completely.

Re: Xi-Trump summit

PostPosted: Sun May 24, 2026 11:07 pm
by Alvin
Alvin wrote:“Y (quite like this one, this is him yapping to Tucker Carlson about irrelevant aspects of medieval history)

Given how Iran plays such a tough game, nobody wants to talk about Iran anymore. All they want to talk about is the Straight of Hormuz. I pronounce it ‘whore-muse’, is that correct? Now the narrative is switching back to Ukraine and their invasion. I was thinking about how if I was interviewing Vladimir Putin (because I organise guest speakers as a part of a volunteer role at my local club), I would start by asking: “Thank-you for agreeing to speak to us Mr Putin, what are your red-lines?” Then let him start yapping.

Re: Xi-Trump summit

PostPosted: Sun May 24, 2026 11:33 pm
by Alvin
Some people want to see the world (and make plans to do so). Some people do such things on a whim. Some jaded people want to see that world burn. Even fewer have the power to make that happen. Fewer still would do so on a whim.

Re: Xi-Trump summit

PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2026 2:15 pm
by Alvin
But what I would NOT do is go right wing. I will NOT pretend to be retarded for money. Better to starve to death. Firstly, it’s in bad taste. Secondly, they’re not even prepared to go full mong. Get a person with Down syndrome in the White House. What you have right now is a poor substitute.

Re: Xi-Trump summit

PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2026 2:25 pm
by Alvin
TLDR this thread: that’s what they want you to do, be a retard.

Re: Xi-Trump summit

PostPosted: Sat May 30, 2026 9:29 pm
by Alvin
I wonder what Putin, Xi et al think about the Ghost Shark underwater drone extension to the AUKUS agreement. These things operate at a different scale to missiles, jets, etc (and we have seen the effectiveness of that in Kyiv and Moscow). But I am even more excited by the deep sea photo and video possibilities, there’s a lot to be discovered, named, etc etc..

Re: Xi-Trump summit

PostPosted: Sun May 31, 2026 10:58 pm
by Alvin
We do a little boogie.