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Goddamn.

I'm not drunk now but I was last night and I only just woke up. I got into some kind of fracas with some "lads" who were intimidating my mate's younger sister. Ended up getting punched in the face. Didn't even flinch. I think I was in shock, because later on after they had gone I freaked out and punched some walls. My hands are massive and bruised. I think I'm developing a black eye.

This is the first time in my life I've ever felt tough. The problem is, I'm now too hungover to enjoy it.

I slept in my coat and shoes.

FortonServices wrote:This is the first time in my life I've ever felt tough. The problem is, I'm now too hungover to enjoy it.

I've been pretty lucky that I've managed to get away with years of drunken silliness without a single fight because I'm quite tall and people tend not to bother, when in reality I'm soft as shite.
Only recently I found out (after about 20 years!) that my mates also made use of this by pointing to me in a pub or club when they got into a bit of bother. "My mate'll sort you out" etc. Bastards.

I've never been in a fight as such, because that implies there are two or more people throwing punches. But I have had the shit kicked out of me on a number of occasions. I've got a big mouth, and a bit of a nihilistic streak.

Hangover update: Still lingering, although it's more just a psychological hangover now. I have a bad case of The Guilt.

Met my Dad for some pints. aye.

Still not been to sleep. At some point in the early hours of this morning I formed a band called "Wooden Cunt" with a gay chap who looked like Heisenberg.

I've been travelling all day and I feel like I am about to die. Newcastle was kind to me.

Glad my home city looked after you dude!

Wukaka

Have you even beenso shitfaced thje keyboard looks like an axe?

Family weddings = 2 day hangover.

MILK

British Airways lounge at Dallas Fort Worth airport. 10+ hour flight to London. Three glasses of wine.

Yeah, I'm working my way there. Vodka's on the plane, not in the lounge.

...this isn't going to end well I fear. JONSE! KEEP THAT POWDER DRY DAMMIT!!!

RELAX!

I'm fine.

Oddly enough, there's something funny about this whole trip. It is out of sheer luck (and accumulated miles) that someone gave away a first class seat reservation on British Airways.

I had to travel to Dallas on American Airlines, which was in first class because first class there is easy. First class on American Airlines sucks. It's essentially the same as coach with the exception of a wider seat. Occasionally someone came by with some cheese and crackers. That's it.

As soon as I stepped in this plane (I'm about to lose Wi-Fi from the airport as soon as this takes off) I was guided to my seat. It's enormous. I can recline completely. There's classical music playing. Two flight attendants came up and offered me drinks. Another came by and said that he'd be "taking care of me" (and the rest of first class) for the rest of the flight.

I know there are people way behind me in seats that suck who will hate this flight.

British Airways = Flying Monarch Parallel, it seems.

aw right pals im meant to be working at 9am the morra cannae right be arsed relly gonnae chuck masel intae the watter instead

^ goan then, interpret dat

Techboy wrote:aw right pals im meant to be working at 9am the morra cannae right be arsed relly gonnae chuck masel intae the watter instead

^ goan then, interpret dat

"alright guys I'm meant to be working at 9 a.m. tomorrow, can't be arsed so I'm going to get fucked instead."

Hahaha. Enjoy.

Yus.

Twoism meetup checklist

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weeksheh wrote:Twoism meetup checklist

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I lol'd

I am about to be drunk, if that permits me entry into the sublime expanses of the drunk thread.

<drunk theory> Boards personally keep taking MHTRTC down from youtube in the knowledge that it would gain a lot of views very fast. Think about it. It always exists and they (warp/brothers) know It will get reuploaded the next day. I think they genuinely want to preserve the image of obscurity because, lets face it, hipsters have made this painful for everyone. 1mil+ views isn't very boards, is it?</drunk theory>

Did I mention that I have two stages of intoxication:
1 theories about existence/ music
2 puking.