thee post when youre drunk thread

[Spenner]

drunk again HELLO

musi sc is math is magic

music is magc

[2020k]

HIIIII!

There is a boy that I met at the bar tonight! It was a drag show but he came out as a stripper and initially I didn't give him a dollar or anything..but after the show me and my friend dragged him over to us and he chatted and kissed me and then he performed again and I put a dollar down his pants and he came over again and I asked for his number and we exchanged and I am so excited because he was super nice and super cute!!!!

All in favor of me texting him sober tomorrow say "Geogaddi!" all else....go drink some more and come back when you wanna say "Geogaddi!"

I HOPE HE TEXTS ME WHEN I'M SOBER AND I HOPE HE LIKES BOARDS OF CANADA BUT HE PROBABLY WON'T BECAUSE NO ONE KNOWS THEM. ..it'll be an opportunity for me to share some music that means a lot to me. GOODNIGHT!

cross your fingers for me that he's a nice guy that wants to hang out. *passes out listening to IABPOITC*

[Magrathea]

Holy fuck am I tired of that drunkard that knows absolutely no limits when it comes to ranting and berating and that in all rights and conscience I should just slap across the face... yeah I don't 'cause she has boobs and a man doesn't slap a girl but hod damn... that lass needs a rough teaching...

[many colored grass]

HIIIII!

There is a boy that I met at the bar tonight! It was a drag show but he came out as a stripper and initially I didn't give him a dollar or anything..but after the show me and my friend dragged him over to us and he chatted and kissed me and then he performed again and I put a dollar down his pants and he came over again and I asked for his number and we exchanged and I am so excited because he was super nice and super cute!!!!

All in favor of me texting him sober tomorrow say "Geogaddi!" all else....go drink some more and come back when you wanna say "Geogaddi!"

I HOPE HE TEXTS ME WHEN I'M SOBER AND I HOPE HE LIKES BOARDS OF CANADA BUT HE PROBABLY WON'T BECAUSE NO ONE KNOWS THEM. ..it'll be an opportunity for me to share some music that means a lot to me. GOODNIGHT!

cross your fingers for me that he's a nice guy that wants to hang out. *passes out listening to IABPOITC*

You've got my support. For real.

[many colored grass]

And I'm a super straight guy. Not that it matters.

[polar sky]

Just bought some Pyrat (patrón) Rum. My favorite. And smoking some really good sticky green. About to watch Archer.

[Spenner]

All whiskey'd and beer'd

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Cryabetes]

New Glarus Black Top is lovely, though it tastes like a porter with an IPA finish.

[polar sky]

No. The castle burned away long before she came to the land and when she decided to win the prize she danced with the moons. The amps filled with Piegan scum. I saw the eyes glow red with sexual greed. One day they will all see the truth. my uncle had a fucking corn dog for lunch. He gave birth to a 6 pound dog who had genital herpes. Baby Gods took an oath to duck the cheese to its love. Pizza hut sucks. BoC please oh please release please released.

[2020k]

HIIIII!

There is a boy that I met at the bar tonight! It was a drag show but he came out as a stripper and initially I didn't give him a dollar or anything..but after the show me and my friend dragged him over to us and he chatted and kissed me and then he performed again and I put a dollar down his pants and he came over again and I asked for his number and we exchanged and I am so excited because he was super nice and super cute!!!!

All in favor of me texting him sober tomorrow say "Geogaddi!" all else....go drink some more and come back when you wanna say "Geogaddi!"

I HOPE HE TEXTS ME WHEN I'M SOBER AND I HOPE HE LIKES BOARDS OF CANADA BUT HE PROBABLY WON'T BECAUSE NO ONE KNOWS THEM. ..it'll be an opportunity for me to share some music that means a lot to me. GOODNIGHT!

cross your fingers for me that he's a nice guy that wants to hang out. *passes out listening to IABPOITC*

You've got my support. For real.

Hi. I'm sober. I texted him a few days after this message. His response once I told him who I was? "oh."

Fuck that! I will be back with more stories later.

[Spenner]

Yep....... thats all I'm gonna let myself say xD
I'm durnk

[Magrathea]

[Lens Larque]

I am drunk and listening to the Autechre FACT mix. There is alot of rapping on it.

[hexagon son]

Decided on buying 1.5 litres of 9% alcohol instead of food this evening. the smokes stave the hunger, but the priorities feel all wrong. I've got some food in the flat, but cooking in Japan just isn't like back home. (Even if I had KD, I've no butter or milk to make up with).

Need to get outta here.

[2020k]

I'M SO DRUNK I COULDN'T FIND THE DRUNK THREAD!!! AND THEN I FOUND IT BY SEARCHING!!

COME OUUUUUUUT AND LIVE IN A RELIGIOS COMMUNITY AND A BEAUTIFUL PLACE OUT IN THE COUNTRY!

GUMMY VOKD A !

[Spenner]

booze'd

puked a bunch
i won a free ipod touch

GREAT night aaa+

[Elephant Face]

First post here ever. 2.75 well whiskey. Shiner Blonde and Shiner Holiday Cheer and, yikes, Schlitz. Making Spaghetti. And drinking more Holiday Cheer. Coworker passed out on couch. Fallout-Neon Indian. Hurrah.

[Spenner]

Holy fuck i woke up and found a half eaten garlic bread spaghetti and meatball sandwich in the oven (which was off but still)

Also, my chin is bruised.

[turquoise70]

drink it all down like anesthetic smell

artificial

brain cells

[2020k]

Tonight I went to the bar to see the DJ that might be out the door and I applied to take his place.

I heard a lot of people request songs and he doesn't play them.

Tonight, I asked him one simple request.

Beyonce.

Freaking Beyonce.

Pop icon, popular artist, easy to throw into a mix of pop-bar songs.

He looked at me, pointed to his song list, and said "I have my own setlist."

It was a test and he failed it. I understand everything now.

Fuck that dude.