Inspired by Sallybear, something against boredomn.
(Ignore the VERY bad spelling)
Satired on a true story.
We where putting some cherry`s on a car window the other day,when suddenly the owner opened the door and asked what we where doing.Naturally we say`d: "Nothing" and the owner replied: "Putting cherry`s on my car window,eayh?well, get them off".We refused and he called the police.The police arived in a matter of seconds when they heard the outregous crime we did.The police ordered us to take care of the cherry`s that where still on the car window.Naturaly we refused.The car owner thought it was a good idea to sue us, so he hired the most expencive laywer on the face of the earth, paying with the last money he owned."Putting cherry`s on a car window,eayh?", the judge say`d."Well, tell him you are sorry and you are free to go".
Naturaly we say`d we where sorry and we where free to go.The car owner,who was very poor becouse of the lawyer,but still had his car,was pissed and leaved the courthouse with wet pants.Later that same day, we returned to the car owner and asked:"If you let us put cherry`s on your car window,we will pay you 1 dollar". He accepted our offer and we worked the rest of the day putting cherry`s on the window.becouse there was a little corner that missed some cherry`s becouse we ran out of them.The owner of the car,who`s name is bob by the way, was furious and grabbed a shotgun.He aimed an fired,missing us and hitting the car window.
The cherry`s flew all over the place.The owner walked in our direction and he slipped becouse of the cherry`s, firing the gun in his face.Blood flew all over the place.The ground was covered in cherry`s and blood.The next thing we knew,the car owner stood up with a bloody face slipped again in his own
blood and fired again.This time the bullet missed its face and landed in the fuel tank of a airplane, carying test-tubes filled with radio-activeness.It rained test-tubes as one landed on the car-owner.The radio-activeness had no problem entering the bloody face of the car owner,since it was entirelly torn away by the brutall power of a shotgun.The car-owner mutated into a giant cherry-monster.Filled with rage,the cherry monster walked towards us with enormous speed.He slipped becouse the floor was still covered in blood,cherry`s and radioactivness.This is when I knew it was the right time to attack so I grapped the flamethrower and
the big jar,that where also fallen down on the airplane, and fired. The giant cherry monster turnd into jam so I scooped it up with the jar.
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And than the world exploded...
The End
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As you can see, I`m just as bored.
