We're Cooked - UK Elections 2026

[Alvin]

I think the fine for not voting should be raised from $20 to $20,000 and could replace some taxes.

[fujee]

Burnham's reluctance to call a genocide a genocide is going to lose him a lot of votes. An irritating continuation of Labour politicians failing to read the room.

[fujee]

Must admit, Burnham riding into London on his delayed train like some northern clan leader was quite funny. A very intentional performance.

He's got a lot more charisma and 'normal' energy than Starmer ever had, but that'll only get you so far. Nowhere near enough for me to consider voting Labour again, but it's the one change that avoids terminal decline for the party. Curious to see how it pans out.

[Mexicola]

I'll hold my nose and vote for them because I don't see anybody else stopping Reform. I hate that it should come to that, but there we are. Realpolitik?

Burnham will find it tougher as PM than he did as Mayor of Manchester. But... Makerfield was a good start. Have we hit peak Reform? Some believe so. I hope so.

Hope. There's a word in thin supply these days.

[A_Northern_Soul]

Pleased with Burnham - as I said further up thread he's probably the closest to the type of Labour/socialist tradition I identify with.

His professional-Manc thing can grate a little, but it's also a symptom of getting old that politicians are no longer fusty old people, but people I have cultural references in common with. He'll be our first acid house PM! First PM who probably has strong opinions on coats and trainers! First PM who has a favourite New Order album!

https://thequietus.com/interviews/baker ... ite-music/

[fujee]

He'll be our first acid house PM!

Sorry mate, Maggie got there before Big Mad Andy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1opP7tNLzg

[Negamuse]

Burnham's reluctance to call a genocide a genocide is going to lose him a lot of votes. An irritating continuation of Labour politicians failing to read the room.

Also turning his back on trans people but eh rainbow politics is only marginally more sincere than rainbow capitalism, it's just the stakes are higher.

Personally, for this and other already stated reasons I think he's an opportunistic weathervane who'll come unstuck down the line but Starmer was a fucking disaster and Reform are worse