Hey guys. I just had a bit of an epiphany. In the past, people have talked about BoC releasing albums on 6/6/6, 7/7/7, the summer solstice, the equinox, and various other bits of flim-flam. But, if my calculations are correct, the Boards lads have flipped us the bird and one-upped all previous expectations.
I realized that BoC are probably waiting to release their new album until the transition into the next Age of the Zodiac, Aquarius.
Yeeeaah, that's right.
According to various crystal-ball-equipped authorities, the transition will take place anywhere between 300 years ago to about a thousand years in the future. Using Egyptian pyramidal alignment, however, the date is more accurately between 2080-2120.
In summation, we probably only have about 70+ more years to wait until new Boards! It may or may not be accompanied by a potentially apocolyptic transition into an entirely new form of human culture. What better way to herald in a new LP from our favorite Scottish hermits.
Now, I don't know about you lads, but I'm retreating into my artists' commune in the middle of the Oregon forest with my nuclear family, living off the land and renewable energy, and prepping up my antique '71 Pioneer turntable in hopes that I don't die before some new BoC wax hits the platter.
Peace,
- Tree
