Age of Aquarius and new BoC

[Skytree]

Hey guys. I just had a bit of an epiphany. In the past, people have talked about BoC releasing albums on 6/6/6, 7/7/7, the summer solstice, the equinox, and various other bits of flim-flam. But, if my calculations are correct, the Boards lads have flipped us the bird and one-upped all previous expectations.

I realized that BoC are probably waiting to release their new album until the transition into the next Age of the Zodiac, Aquarius.

Yeeeaah, that's right.

According to various crystal-ball-equipped authorities, the transition will take place anywhere between 300 years ago to about a thousand years in the future. Using Egyptian pyramidal alignment, however, the date is more accurately between 2080-2120.

In summation, we probably only have about 70+ more years to wait until new Boards! It may or may not be accompanied by a potentially apocolyptic transition into an entirely new form of human culture. What better way to herald in a new LP from our favorite Scottish hermits.

Now, I don't know about you lads, but I'm retreating into my artists' commune in the middle of the Oregon forest with my nuclear family, living off the land and renewable energy, and prepping up my antique '71 Pioneer turntable in hopes that I don't die before some new BoC wax hits the platter.

Peace,
- Tree

[Cupz]

lulzzz

[vonarx]

uh

[Skytree]

uh-terly mindblowing!

Thanks!

[CoBoC]

I fear BoC have gone the way of Rick Astley.

[Cupz]

WARP ANNOUNCES NEW BOC!!

[CoBoC]

That isn't what I meant!
But lol, all the same.

No, I mean like how Rick Astley decided to settle down and have a family and stop doing music.

[Cupz]

That isn't what I meant!
But lol, all the same.

No, I mean like how Rick Astley decided to settle down and have a family and stop doing music.

I believe if your a real musician, a family wont stop you from making music.
You CAN stop producing proffecionally though...but I doubt the music ever stops.

[hexagon son]

That isn't what I meant!
But lol, all the same.

No, I mean like how Rick Astley decided to settle down and have a family and stop doing music.

I believe if your a real musician, a family wont stop you from making music.
You CAN stop producing proffecionally though...but I doubt the music ever stops.

every time i make "music" with my wife, my family gets bigger

[saturdayindex]

That isn't what I meant!
But lol, all the same.

No, I mean like how Rick Astley decided to settle down and have a family and stop doing music.

I believe if your a real musician, a family wont stop you from making music.
You CAN stop producing proffecionally though...but I doubt the music ever stops.

I want to be that musician that's a family guy, yet doesn't sacrifice his music for his family, and doesn't sacrifice his family for his music.

[Broken_Drum]

That isn't what I meant!
But lol, all the same.

No, I mean like how Rick Astley decided to settle down and have a family and stop doing music.

I believe if your a real musician, a family wont stop you from making music.
You CAN stop producing proffecionally though...but I doubt the music ever stops.

every time i make "music" with my wife, my family gets bigger

You should probably try a condom.

[saturdayindex]

That isn't what I meant!
But lol, all the same.

No, I mean like how Rick Astley decided to settle down and have a family and stop doing music.

I believe if your a real musician, a family wont stop you from making music.
You CAN stop producing proffecionally though...but I doubt the music ever stops.

every time i make "music" with my wife, my family gets bigger

You should probably try a condom.

Or headphones.

[Vexille]

@ this thread

[eppers]

WARP ANNOUNCES NEW BOC!!

fuck you cupz...

[saturdayindex]

WARP ANNOUNCES NEW BOC!!

fuck you cupz...

Yeah, fuck you cupz.

[bioluminescence]

WARP ANNOUNCES NEW BOC!!

Thanks for the link.

[Cupz]

WARP ANNOUNCES NEW BOC!!

fuck you cupz...

Yeah, fuck you cupz.

*fucks himself*

I don't see why you want me to do this...but oh well...whatever gets you off.

[Skytree]

:| @ this thread

Mission accomplished!