Ramblings from me. just something to wrap your heads around for a while...
satchels were for women in the middle ages, except now they can be customised with patches and other various creative textiles. congrats, we have all become statistics....sex and money, yum....its like someone stealing your credit card, and buying you a watch, and saying: hey I bought you this watch. NO, that wasn't yours to buy in the first place!...most people have no idea what they look like when they drive...easy as duck soup...im a leftie doing your right hand man's job....rock music is the devil's seafood...my porno name: coxey mcgee...trout are the drunk drivers of nature...i am my own homeless person...the reset button on life comes in the form of a trigger...best gag gift ever: pregnancy test that always show "positive"...8mm camera filming boys with downs syndrome in tootoos dancing around a burning tree=creepiest thought ever...might i offer you a biscuit from the love cafe...well you know what they say, crazy is as crazy cuts your face off...the engine that drives all things in existence just ran out of fuel...the evil pimptress extraordinaire is on the prowl and the stakes are high. only yankee doodle can circumcise you now...im going to be on my high horse today, so saddle up baby...coffee is like ky jelly for the soul...the difference between bands like mastodon/isis, and bands like avenged sevenfold/bullet for my valentine, is like the difference between slayer/metallica and winger/def lepperd in the 80's. yes they both may be heavy metal, but their is a world of difference...the key to getting out of a speeding ticket is to flash the nip...if i was a racecar drive my name would be skidmark jonny...i think the word 'ballsy', should be the adjective form of the word 'moxy'. ex: "That man has moxy. That was a very ballsy move on his part."...i want to make an elmo doll that speaks of being swallowed by the mouth of madness...you are out there man and i am on top of things. youre spiraling outward and i am my own center of gravity...sunshine beams are touching my skin...you are too x and y. where is your z axis man...i want to open up an adult book store and call it the spice rack:an asian cuisine, that way people wont know its an adult bookstore when they walk in....haircuts like chinese buisnessmen...babies go in salads when they die...i would like to believe there is a purpose, a cause, and an effect for every decision, movement and experience you will ever go through. remain positive, clear, and forgiving at every moment...mentally masterbating peoples egos. yes...skeleton fingers are invading the impossible...live life knowing that you will someday die...if you say the word "googley" at the end of every sentence you will sound like an authentic british person ex:" how are you doing googley?" "which way to city hall googley?"...penguins walk all cool...have you ever seen a dead animal on the side of the road that you cant figure out what it is? it has wings and a tail. what the hell is that?...free trophy wives for all!...henry, where's your knickers...tailgating is a bizarre word...the sun is a big balloon constantly painting the portrait of the earth. we humans have it all wrong.god is just using the earth in a game of hot potatoe in an intergalactic picnic. soon time will run out and the oceans will explode...the earth is just a rotten fruit and we are overdeveloped mold....how do you take someones name in vein? isnt 'vein' a form of the word 'vanity'. perhaps not. people only say dont take the lords name in vein. i cant imagine taking anything else 'in vein.' i can't imagine a situation where i would say "how dare you take the jindra name in vein."...blind people must be really bored all the time...think about it: we are all at the whym of the mailman. seriously. if he didnt give us our bills, or certain things, or went through your letters and resealed them, he could take over your life. he could ruin your life! not many people have that kind of power...purple salad toast slash killbot...towing a tow truck is like throwing away a trashbag...it depends on how you look at it, one persons bodily fluid function is another persons soap...we are amoung the not so friendly elements. humans are moving in the tides of knowledge. islands become continents. reflect and become slightly more friendly. yes...the cigarette burns like an illuminated finger...ponder battles inside of your head...i should start a bumper sticker company that makes offensive and tasteless bumper stickers. ex:"dont tailgate me or i will poison your children." funny...extreme makeover the ultimate edition: from carcophogus to jc penny mannequin...people should racecar drive backwards...my catch phrase of the day:"do it to it."...childhood memoy: in grade school people would give me something called a "roshambo". basically some guy would come up to me and punch me in the testicles and scream "roshambo!". what the hell is that? i wanted to give them my own spin on it. i called it the "subaru". i would wanted to punch them in the nose and yell that at them...instead of banning 16-18 year olds from driving, we should just make them wear body armour while they are behind the wheel...tron did for the movie business, what concrete has done for the highway system....bellyfruit....goober...white men with fingers on buttons...having thumbs is directly connected to our highly evolved state. we should celebrate the thumb. have national thumb day instead of christopher columbus day. change the american flag from 50 stars, to a big thumbs up sign. people need to learn to prioritize...try to imagine a new color. i always just end up imagining flannel...breasts are just lumps of fat. why are they so attractive. they are not even vital to the mating process. does it have to do with some primordial sensations from breast feeding as a child? if breasts somehow grew on the side of a womans leg, that would be sick. the placement has a lot to do with it. very strange...men around the world breathe sighs of relief when their girlfriend starts their period...technically, isnt any game you place with a blind person going to be a mind game...end
