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Post your theories about why the new album is taking so long! This is for fun, so please: no posts about how lame everything is and how lame these threads are and how lame I am for posting this, etc, etc.

Mine:

The brothers are waiting for Aphex Twin to finish remixing Everything You Do Is A Balloon, which will be a bonus track.
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They're busy with producing Chinese Democracy for Guns 'N Roses.

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Either inner demons or strive for perfection.

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Treefingers wrote:They're busy with producing Chinese Democracy for Guns 'N Roses.


LOL-LERSKATES!!!! :D
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Archrival wrote:strive for perfection.


I have to go with strive for perfection. They have something specific in mind and they wont release anything until they've reached exactly what they are looking for.

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Marcus: its ready lets release it..
Mike: no. im not convinced about track 3. also track 8 doesnt fit right.
Marcus: track3? track 8? they are mine. you always do this.
Mike: hey simmer down.. its not like we need to rush or anything.
Marcus: yeah. i guess its not like anybody out there is crying out for it..
Mike: thats it. also i need to check if richard is any further with that "balloon" remix.
Marcus: well tell him to get his shit together.. we still got this guns n roses thing to sort out.
Mike: ok. oh. and i need to let Joyrex know so he can make a BIG announcement!

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audiotrack wrote:Marcus: its ready lets release it..
Mike: no. im not convinced about track 3. also track 8 doesnt fit right.
Marcus: track3? track 8? they are mine. you always do this.
Mike: hey simmer down.. its not like we need to rush or anything.
Marcus: yeah. i guess its not like anybody out there is crying out for it..
Mike: thats it. also i need to check if richard is any further with that "balloon" remix.
Marcus: well tell him to get his shit together.. we still got this guns n roses thing to sort out.
Mike: ok. oh. and i need to let Joyrex know so he can make a BIG announcement!


L-AW-L

Yes! THAT is a good post! Hahaha! :lol:
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Archrival wrote:strive for erection.


Sorry...how immature...
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I think...they broke their time-machine, and are still busy fixing it.
Or we are living in the paradox universe, where we don't get to hear the new album. Youknow how time-travel fucks things up
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who knows

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We need another A-Ball comic! One explaining the postponing of this album.

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they must have lost the love for their followers...

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They finished over 14 months ago. It's done. Since then they have fallen totally out of love with their music and decided to call it a day. It will never be released. They won't announce this though due to the fear of fans commiting suicide the world over.

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hungry_manweaselbeast wrote:They finished over 14 months ago. It's done. Since then they have fallen totally out of love with their music and decided to call it a day. It will never be released. They won't announce this though due to the fear of fans commiting suicide the world over.

this is the most plausible, though i would omit the fan reference...ah heck, they don't love us anymore :cry:


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747Music wrote:We need another A-Ball comic! One explaining the postponing of this album.


Haha! yes indeed! we need it! would be nice!

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m.oreilly wrote:
hungry_manweaselbeast wrote:They finished over 14 months ago. It's done. Since then they have fallen totally out of love with their music and decided to call it a day. It will never be released. They won't announce this though due to the fear of fans commiting suicide the world over.

this is the most plausible, though i would omit the fan reference...ah heck, they don't love us anymore :cry:


:lol:


Wait, they loved us?? lol
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I heard they were rapping things up on producing the new Beyonce album...

But maybe they are going over artwork for their new album right this second???

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they've already released a new album but not under the BoC or Hell Interface moniker.
"It's been a long time..."

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747Music wrote:We need another A-Ball comic! One explaining the postponing of this album.


Lol..yeah he should post more. I'll bug him next time I see him.
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When you look at how long some bands take between albums, they really aren't taking that long. Its just that we love them and can't get enough.

My theory: ADD or its hyperactive cousin, ADHD.
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Roobix wrote:When you look at how long some bands take between albums, they really aren't taking that long. Its just that we love them and can't get enough.

My theory: ADD or its hyperactive cousin, ADHD.

No but then some bands split up and reform, go on an eight year hiatus, go through turbulent times, change labels, members die ... BoC are just taking their time to perfect it, which is fair enough ... just seems the lack of news is the irritation 8)

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