Worlds most exciting adventure.

[Cupz]

Inspired by Sallybear, something against boredomn.
(Ignore the VERY bad spelling)

Satired on a true story.

We where putting some cherry`s on a car window the other day,when suddenly the owner opened the door and asked what we where doing.Naturally we say`d: "Nothing" and the owner replied: "Putting cherry`s on my car window,eayh?well, get them off".We refused and he called the police.The police arived in a matter of seconds when they heard the outregous crime we did.The police ordered us to take care of the cherry`s that where still on the car window.Naturaly we refused.The car owner thought it was a good idea to sue us, so he hired the most expencive laywer on the face of the earth, paying with the last money he owned."Putting cherry`s on a car window,eayh?", the judge say`d."Well, tell him you are sorry and you are free to go".
Naturaly we say`d we where sorry and we where free to go.The car owner,who was very poor becouse of the lawyer,but still had his car,was pissed and leaved the courthouse with wet pants.Later that same day, we returned to the car owner and asked:"If you let us put cherry`s on your car window,we will pay you 1 dollar". He accepted our offer and we worked the rest of the day putting cherry`s on the window.becouse there was a little corner that missed some cherry`s becouse we ran out of them.The owner of the car,who`s name is bob by the way, was furious and grabbed a shotgun.He aimed an fired,missing us and hitting the car window.
The cherry`s flew all over the place.The owner walked in our direction and he slipped becouse of the cherry`s, firing the gun in his face.Blood flew all over the place.The ground was covered in cherry`s and blood.The next thing we knew,the car owner stood up with a bloody face slipped again in his own
blood and fired again.This time the bullet missed its face and landed in the fuel tank of a airplane, carying test-tubes filled with radio-activeness.It rained test-tubes as one landed on the car-owner.The radio-activeness had no problem entering the bloody face of the car owner,since it was entirelly torn away by the brutall power of a shotgun.The car-owner mutated into a giant cherry-monster.Filled with rage,the cherry monster walked towards us with enormous speed.He slipped becouse the floor was still covered in blood,cherry`s and radioactivness.This is when I knew it was the right time to attack so I grapped the flamethrower and
the big jar,that where also fallen down on the airplane, and fired. The giant cherry monster turnd into jam so I scooped it up with the jar.
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And than the world exploded...


The End
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As you can see, I`m just as bored.

[SallyBear]

OMG your taking drugs this early in the day?????????

Well here goes, just add a line or two..........


Two traffic wardens were walking past the shop today and were pelted by a big gang of scally's carrying extra large cans of cheap super strength cider, neither traffic warden flinched a muscle both continued walking through the rain of cider with cans clattering around there feet. But then suddenly out of knowere......



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[ExitEuXa]

:shock: OMG your taking drugs this early in the day?????????


Well here goes, just add a line or two..........


Two traffic wardens were walking past the shop today and were pelted by a big gang of scally's carrying extra large cans of cheap super strength cider, neither traffic warden flinched a muscle both continued walking through the rain of cider with cans clattering around there feet. But then suddenly out of knowere......



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[Cupz]

...out of nowhere the mutated jelly,that popped out of his jar, attacked the two traffic wardens.The jelly is out for revenge!



(and...no...no drugs.Don`t nesseserely need it for this crap)

[niknak]

Is everyone getting a bit too much sun today, or is it just me?

[Cupz]

:shock:

Is everyone getting a bit too much sun today, or is it just me?

haha, it is extremely hot...agreed.

[ExitEuXa]

:shock:

Is everyone getting a bit too much sun today, or is it just me?

Not me, i'm staying out of the sun, to fucking hot here.

[The Telepathic Kid]

*Pulls a pumpkin out of my ear*

Want to eat some delicious meat? I cooked it with my own photocopier! Or do you want a hamburger instead? made with yeast and jam with just a sprinkling of monkey hair!

[Cupz]

Red peppers are dangerous Last night a mac-and-cheese dish saved my life

[The Telepathic Kid]

I could really go for a lamp right now, with a side of paper thin guns.