cheese (you let one animal milk rot inside another animal's stomach) bread (each air-pocket is basically a microorganism's fart) bittermelon (tastes awful)
I get where you hail from this could in fact be gold on a plate. But I wouldn't expect more from a nation that thought filling a sheeps stomach with meat is a fantastic idea. Kind of is to be fair if done right.
Bread Marmalade or jam Pannetone, Stollen or any other christmassy loaf (pan de pascua here)
You get yourself a pan de pascua sandwich. I suggest using buns or rolls instead of white bread (the texture is not the same w/ white bread). Also you can use butter if you don't like jam.